"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa."
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
"What's Wall-Mart? Do they sell like wall stuff?"
"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid."
"No matter how busy you may think you are, you must find time for reading, or surrender yourself to self-chosen ignorance."